Minerva Mink

Minerva the mink appears as a mermink in a bedtime story told by Slappy Squirrel in Animaniacs comic #41.

Biography
Minerva is constantly going to the surface world despite the warning of her only friend the French-Canadian barnacle, Barney. But Minerva hopes to find herself a man who would take care of her the rest of her life. Seeing a shimmer of a handsome man beneath the waves she decides to make a stunning entrance. Doing a hair flip when surfacing like another famous mermaid once did, didn't pan out as her face was covered in her own hair and she couldn't see anything. She wasn't gonna admit defeat so quickly and used a deodorant stick, which also backfired when she surfaced. Her next try was to use the blowfish to blow dry herself, which made her fur all puffy. Minerva's last attempt was to use a large seashell to keep herself dry, which actually worked. But now she saw the man without the water distorting the image, and he was a fat and unkempt sailor. Minerva was disgusted and quickly paddled away in her seashell.

Links

 * Minerva Mink's page at Animaniacs Wiki